February 23, 2008
How Developers would do Detention

by Thomas Baekdal

I know this is incredible geeky, but I just had to post this.

Of course, since I am working with Microsoft development languages, I would write it as (much easier):

Update: Thomas Watson pointed out that Ruby is even faster.

Update: And, Ant�nio takes it further with Python.

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