How Developers would do Detention

I know this is incredible geeky, but I just had to post this.

Of course, since I am working with Microsoft development languages, I would write it as (much easier):

Update: Thomas Watson pointed out that Ruby is even faster.

Update: And, António takes it further with Python.

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Thomas Watson

Thomas Watson

Despite how much I do not want this to turn into a language fight, I just cant help my self... A Ruby developer would get out of detention even faster:

500.times { puts "I will not throw paper air-planes in class." }

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Thomas Baekdal

Thomas Baekdal

he he - I updated the chalkboard

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António Manuel Dias

António Manuel Dias

Taking the language a little further, in Python it would be:

print 500 * "I will not throw paper air-planes in class."

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Thomas Baekdal

Thomas Baekdal

Writer, Project Manager and Interaction Designer

Updated :)

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António Manuel Dias

António Manuel Dias

Of course, if it were 500 million times instead of just 500, he would still rather write it in C in spite of the extra time it would take him to do so...

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Lea de Groot

Lea de Groot

Bah! Jason *knows* all those languages, and has deliberately chosen C as:

a) the most verbose, so more likely to satisfy her (is that his teacher or his mother?)

b) the geekiest. Its geekier to write longer code! Really! ;)

(In reality - I wonder what Bill's background is? Would he know about newer languages? :))

In other thoughts - got a link for this? I don't recall this episode and am wondering if it is part of a thread :)

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Thomas Baekdal

Thomas Baekdal

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got a link for this?

Nope, sorry.

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